Chapter 102: Capture and Arrest

It was as if one could hear crows flapping over his head, cawing all the while.

"Didn't you say this outfit would work? Where's the dog?"

He Who Was Handsome poked his head out and looked around. After holding back for a long moment, he finally said, "Maybe Teacher Teddy has something to do this afternoon. Harassment is at most a side business. You can't make a living off it."

"Shh."

Just then, the little Teddy from before pushed out of the bushes.

"It's here, it's here. It has come out carrying wicked thoughts."

That line was not absent.

At once, He Who Was Handsome hurriedly took out the revealing instant camera and snapped a shot at the dog. After shaking it a few times, he blurted out, beyond his own control, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's him, it's him."

He put away the camera and immediately pulled out the trainee weapon, aiming it at the Teddy.

"Hm?" said the Teddy.

"Should I shoot now?" asked He Who Was Handsome.

"No. Too far away. Your aim is lousy."

"Hm?" said the Teddy again.

Wang Zixuan was trembling a leg. "Why isn't it coming over yet?"

He Who Was Handsome could not bear to watch any longer. "Sis, you can't just stand there! You have to flirt."

Wang Zixuan, in a rather manly and highly mechanical way, made a few gestures, and the Teddy was left stunned.

"Oh, not bad," said the Teddy.

He Who Was Handsome could barely look at it. "That's a bit too deliberate. It's still just a dog."

Wang Zixuan said impatiently, "Then what do you think I should do?"

"Be gentler. Gentler. Gentler still. More tender. Crouch down, smile, smooth your hair, smile!"

Wang Zixuan carried out those moves one after another, and just when it seemed she was about to lure the dog over, a beauty suddenly passed by from the side, leaving her at a loss. She looked left, then right.

"Damn it, we've got competition."

Then Wang Zixuan abruptly changed tactics and became much more tender. A seductive look surfaced in her eyes, as if they were crackling with electricity. But the switch came a little too quickly, and a faint trace of menace slipped out unintentionally.

The beauty also crouched down, smiling sweetly as she waved toward the Teddy.

That dog had a nose for this sort of thing. Without the slightest hesitation, it scampered off toward the beauty.

"Miss, hold back that killing intent! Hold it back! You scared the Teddy away."

"Cut the nonsense."

After saying that, Wang Zixuan adjusted herself once more, and this time she revealed a pitiful, vulnerable air. The Teddy happened to see it when it looked back. This time it was completely bewildered, not knowing which way to go.

The beauty waved again. "Come here. Come here."

Just as the Teddy was about to run that way, the beauty suddenly stood up.

Looking at a man, she said, "So you finally came."

With that, she took the man's hand and led him away, which sent He Who Was Handsome into a frenzy.

He shouted at the top of his lungs, "It's happening! It's happening! It's happening!"

"Stop talking nonsense."

Yet Wang Zixuan was squeezing her hands so hard that they clicked and crackled, and the sight made He Who Was Handsome shiver.

"Miss, calm down! Don't draw your weapon now. If you make a move, it won't even leave dust behind. Recite the Calm Heart Mantra. The Calm Heart Mantra."

Wang Zixuan closed her eyes and silently recited the Calm Heart Mantra. When she opened them again, the Teddy had already run to her feet and was rubbing against her. Wang Zixuan grabbed its two front legs.

With a wicked smile, she said, "Supermarket Four Four Four. You are suspected of harassment and of violating public decency by exposing yourself in a public place. Come with me."